It’s been hot. It’s been summer. And Astra, the maniac teenage Border Collie, has been swimming.
As it turns out, Astra looooves water and loooves to swim.
Her top favourite water activities are as follow:
Doggie paddling.
Belly flops.
Teaching Anna Goanna to swim.
Swallowing water.
Snapping at water.
Doing the horsey dance.
Standing in water.
Practicing her shampoo advertisement wet fur swishing moves.
Inhaling, digesting, biting and chasing anything resembling…water.
It’s safe to say Astra, the maniac teenage Border Collie, has a mild obsession.
But the way I see it, that’s okay. Because at the end of the day, I get to have a very clean dog, and very clean dogs are a holy and precious thing in every dog owner’s life.
If I’m going to wake up with dog hair in my mouth, it’s going to be clean.
And all the dog owner’s of the world say: AMEN!
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